He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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