physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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