he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
