I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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