think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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