sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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