Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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