the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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