also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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