Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My vagina is officially offended.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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