I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
