I'm drive I can fine osifer
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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