Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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