If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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