i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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