I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
