That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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