Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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