I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
