All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize