we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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