so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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