i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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