I'm eating all of the evidence.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
you had me at cake vodka
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You ate ashes out of my bong
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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