I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
