Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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