if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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