Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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