i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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