I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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