Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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