i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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