So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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