Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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