i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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