Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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