This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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