He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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