I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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