Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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