is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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