If i come over, it means nothing
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize