What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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