Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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