i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Houston, we have a blender
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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