I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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