i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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