She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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