He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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