how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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