Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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