Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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