I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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