yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
